Ok Natick let's talk about surfing...

Most of you kooks don't know that Lex and I used to be on the pro tour. Yeah Brah we were like totally awesome shredders.


One time we were out at 30 foot Pipe having a most excellent session. The waves were way gnar.
Lex was all: Spike.
And I was all: Yeah?
And Lex was all: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Then this huge bogus wave came out nowhere bro!
And I was all: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
And Lex was like: WWHHOOAA!!
Next thing I knew we're lying on the beach surrounded by a bunch of righteous bikini babes.
And I was like: Lex, bro what happened?
And Lex was all: Spike, we're dead, dude.
And I was: No way!
Lex was all: Yes way!

True story man. Thats how we got sponsored by Oakley. -SPK

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